Tuesday, 14 July 2015

FUNNY: Three Envelopes

A new manager spends a week at his new office with the  
manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing  
manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in  
the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis  
you can't solve."

Three months down the track there is major drama, everything
goes wrong - the usual stuff - and the manager feels very  
threatened by it all.

He remembers the parting words of his predecessor and opens  
the first envelope. The message inside says "Blame your  
predecessor!" He does this and gets off the hook.

About half a year later, the company is experiencing a dip  
in sales, combined with serious product problems. The  
manager quickly opens the second envelope. The message read,
"Reorganize!" This he does, and the company quickly  
rebounds.

Three months later, at his next crisis, he opens the third  
envelope. The message inside says "Prepare three envelopes"

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