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enthusiasts are deeply divided on how to feel about Lucasfilm and its
handling of the Star Wars franchise. On one hand, Star Wars belongs completely to George Lucas, its creator, and Lucasfilm Studios. But fans also argue that Star Wars
has taken on a much greater cultural relevance than Lucas ever intended
or can manage himself, so the franchise owes a certain loyalty to the
masses who have kept it alive. No matter where you stand in the Great
Lucas Debate, Lucasfilm likes to make it very clear that fans are
playing in their playground, and Lucasfilm will do whatever it wants.
So, what proof do we have that Lucasfilm hates us?
George Lucas Has Said It
Ridiculous Revisions
Lucas, as the true owner and originator of the whole Star Wars thing,
can do whatever he wants with his world, but he’s definitely not a
believer in getting it done right the first time. Almost all of his
choices when revising the Original Trilogy into the “Special Editions”
made the films worse, from Darth Vader’s whiny screams to hundreds of
additional CGI Stormtroopers blasting the bejesus out of everything and
still missing, leading many to inquire about his approaching senility.
It’s almost as if Lucasfilm doesn’t trust the audience to pick up on
subtlety or authenticity. We might have Han Solo bedsheets, but we’re
all grown-ups, dude.
DVD, Or Not DVD?
Screw You, EU
Lucasfilm announced in 2015 that everything from the Star Wars Expanded
Universe is now irrelevant; Mara Jade, Darth Caedus, little Han Solo
babies….all gone. While all of this fiction still exists in an alternate
universe context, none if it has any bearing on the core Star Wars
universe anymore. That’s decades of material that fans were told to
accept as canon being thrown in the trash because Lucasfilm felt like
making some more movies and starting over. For fans who stuck with the
franchise through thick and thin, this might be the cruelest blow of
all. If you want a reboot, Lucas, maybe you should reboot yourself in
the face.
Free The Gold Bikini
The Incomplete Cantina
If you’re a true fan of Star Wars, you probably have a few action figures. Star Wars
was the film that launched a million toys, and an entire genre of
collecting, after all. Over the years, they’ve made toys of nearly every
background character imaginable, including that dude in Bespin who’s
just running around with an ice cream maker. Nerds worldwide are still
missing two action figures, though: the Tonnika sisters. Appearing in
the Cantina scene, the actresses who played the twins have refused to
sign away the rights to their action figures, and Lucasfilm refuses to
negotiate. Lucas has the resources to make it happen, but they won’t,
because they hate us.
The Prequels
Yeah, we
know, the prequels sucked. Really, really bad. Like, levels of suck
heretofore unseen by human eyes, despite the fact that we as a species
faced the bubonic plague. George Lucas created the original Star Wars
to be a tale of a hero’s journey, earning millions of fans in the
process. But when he made his prequels, he made them for kids, because
kids are little cash registers that never run out of their parents’
money. Lucasfilm sold its soul for Yoda-shaped bubble bath bottles, and Star Wars fans
were left to rot while George blew his nose on the original Chewbacca
costume.
They Just Gave Up
The
traditional special effects of the Original Trilogy were decades ahead
of their time, establishing Lucasfilm as the best production studio in
existence for fancy, ahead-of-its-time sci-fi stuff. And then the
company just gave up. Lucasfilm’s shift to digital effects over clever,
organic, practical effects sucked the soul right out of the company, and
subsequently, the immersiveness of their films. With billions of
dollars at its disposal, Lucasfilm gave Star Wars a terrible
CGI Yoda, and fans got screwed yet again as the company embraced quick
technology over effort and heart. George knew we’d buy tickets anyhow.
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